The Cat in the Hat

That cat in the hat
Is a bit of a brat
He thinks he's all that
But his efforts fall flat

He's no fashion plate
Cannot master the gait
His manners do grate
Must obliterate

I can see him from a mile away
All of that flash is just one way to say
"Hey, I'm important, the top of my class"
Well, I think he's just a self-styled pompous ass

Wade Brandywine is a fake and a fraud
Is nothing but fluff, a scam, a façade
He's touts himself worthy of great wide appeal
Truth to be told, he comes off as a heel

Silver-spooned upbringing, check the result
The way that he moves is just an insult
His rabid fans are no more than a cult
It's time that I show him how to be an adult

That cat, his chapeau
Really does have to go
It is nothing but show
He has reached his plateau

Roger D. Linder: FAWM 50-90-2023
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