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Today I was a carpenter And then a car mechanic I step outside my comfort zone I really start to panic I grab a brush, open a can And then I start to splash paint The mess I leave as I progress Will only raise more complaints Chorus I lack the skill for simple things It only causes woe to bring I step outside my comfort zone Among the skilled I stand alone Today I tried to mow my lawn The mower caught a rainbird I tried to fix 'fore going on Result was way too absurd Chorus Bridge Beware the kitchen, stove's on fire A simple meal was my desire Instead I find I cannot cook Despite the fact I had the book Chorus Today I simply took the wheel An outing for the household I couldn't keep the center lane They wished they had a blindfold Chorus
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@bethyrose - 2025-02-12
lol this is great- plenty of self-deprecating humor and the rhymes give it an upbeat feel at the same time. When I got to "Beware the kitchen, stove's on fire" I had to laugh. Nice work!
Roger D. Linder: FAWM 2025
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