The Travels of Lady Mondegreen

Composer: Roger D. Linder
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I shall sing of that fair one
The Lady Mondegreen
Her sleeves, flapping in the wind,
Give off a verdant sheen

"Excuse me, please," she once did say
"I'd like to kiss this guy.
Just once and then I'm sure I'll be
Able to touch the sky."

The lady fair, her eyes aglow
Spots Judy in a fright
The girl with colitis goes by
"There’s a bathroom on the right."

"Such joy to the visions that the people see"
She remarked as along she strode
But then a sight where she could not agree
"There's a wino down the road!"

Accompanied by another fair one
"It's Tanya! I declare!"
Innocent Tanya, bound to leave her
Drowning in despair

"My lady fair," a pastry vendor
Sought her attention, too.
"Would you please sample my fare?"
"Doughnuts make my brown eyes blue"

A breezy day, she sees a hill
Despair afflicts, and much chagrined
“The ants are my friends,
They’re blowing in the wind!”

And now upon dear Mondegreen
I saw delight in her eye
For she once again found her man
"I still want to kiss that guy"


Other Comments
@metalfoot - 2025-02-17 LOL LOL LOL So many mondegreens, so little time! Well done.

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