When The Kid Gets Gravy

Composer: Roger D. Linder
Roger D. Linder: FAWM July Song Sprint 2026
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Verse
A
As a child I
C#m
was too thin. I
C
had
D
no
A
fat on.
A
Even when I
C#m
tried to sit, there
C
was
D
no
A
pad on.
D
That was when I de
G
cided to
F
start
G
eating
A
gravy
Chorus
A
Veggies always
G
turned on me
My
Bb
atti
C
tude was
D
lazy
D
But I
C
get the
Bb
fat
C
I
D
need
F
When the
G
kid gets
A
gravy
Verse
A
A healthy meal was not my need on
C
an
D
y
A
day
A
A fatty snack, a jar of lard, says
C
me:
D
“O
A
kay!”
D
I am so glad that
G
I started
F
to eat much
G
more
A
gravy
Chorus
A
Diet foods just
G
turn me off
They
Bb
make my
C
stomach
D
crazy
D
I am
C
always
Bb
so
C
ful
D
filled
F
When I’m
G
full of
A
gravy
Bridge
A
I went for a walk
C
D
A
A
There was no snacking
C
D
A
A
Not a bite to be had
C
D
A
A
I was not packing
C
D
A
D
But the moment I’m
G
home,
F
there was
G
the
A
gravy
Chorus
A
Fit or fat I
G
have no choice
From
Bb
fat I
C
will not
D
waver
D
I can’t
C
take a
Bb
noth
C
er
D
bite
Just
F
give me
G
some more
A
gravy

Commentary
Written July 3, 2026. Tune based on “When The Kid Gets Heavy”

Roger D. Linder: FAWM July Song Sprint 2026
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