Production Notes: Just like last year, feel free to improvise around the show ID's - I left you a blank space so you can jot in your own ideas. ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT A/1 ************************************************************ INTRO I'M (...................) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE IT'S TIME FOR OUR SECOND ANNUAL APRIL FOOLS' SHOW, AND SPEAKING OF FOOLS... (LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III BITE) THAT'S LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III, AND HE'LL VISIT OUR STUDIO WITH A NEW SONG THAT PUTS THAT DEAD SKUNK TO SHAME. PLUS WE'LL FIND OUT WHY CONCERTGOERS ARE THROWING FOOD AT THESE GUYS... (BARENAKED LADIES BITE) THE BARENAKED LADIES JOIN US IN THE SECOND HOUR, ALONG WITH THEIR CANADIAN COMRADES MOXY FRUVOUS AND NORTH CAROLINA'S SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS... BUT FIRST... LAST YEAR AT THIS TIME WE WERE JOKING ABOUT THE BEATLES GETTING BACK TOGETHER... WHO WOULDA THUNK? SO TO GET THINGS STARTED HERE'S AN APRIL FOOL'S TRIBUTE TO THE FOUR LADS FROM LIVERPOOL ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT A/2 ************************************************************ HELTER SKELTER THE BOBS THE BOBS CD 6/00/ 1:53/C WHEN I'M 64 - THE METROPOLITAN POLICE MALE CHOIR THE EXOTIC BEATLES DAT 2:20 HEY JUDE (???) TODD'S PRIVATE COLLECTION 2:30/E B'SELL THE WORST VERSION OF "HEY JUDE" EVER RECORDED B'SELL THE LONDON METROPOLITAN POLICE MALE CHOIR PROBABLY THE WORST VERSION OF *THAT* SONG EVER RECORDED B'SELL THE BOBS ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD VERSION OF A WEIRD SONG INTRO BUGS AND FRIENDS (HEY SILLY WABBIT, YOU WANT A PIECE OF CAWITT) ACTUALLY, HERE'S A FAB FOUR HOMAGE FROM WILE E. COYOTE AND THE ROADRUNNER... ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT A/3 ************************************************************ THE LONG AND WINDING ROAD BUGS & FRIENDS BUGS & FRIENDS SING THE BEATLES CD 11 /00/1:45/E ROADRUNNER THE MODERN LOVERS JONATHAN RICHMAN & THE MODERN LOVERS CD1/00/4:00/E ROADRUNNER JR. WALKER & THE ALL-STARS SHOTGUN/ROADRUNNER CD 12/00/2:40/F B'SELL A FEW ROADRUNNERS B'SELL JR WALKER & THE ALL-STARS B'SELL JONATHAN RICHMAN AND THE MODERN LOVERS INTRO HERE'S JR. WALKER'S LABEL-MATE... ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT A/4 ************************************************************ FA FA FA FA FA (SAD SONG) OTIS REDDING THE OTIS REDDING STORY (2) CD13/09/2:37/F ONMATAPEIA (...........) HERMIT OF MINK HOLLOW /00/ 3:00/E B'SELL WHAT WAS I THINKING ABOUT WHEN I WROTE THAT SONG ANYWAY? B'SELL OTIS REDDING TEASE THERE'S MORE GOOFY STUFF ON THE WAY, AS WE VISIT THE COCKTAIL LOUNGE WHEN WE RETURN I'M (..................) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE ============================================================ SEGMENT A 22:10 0:22:10 SPOT BLOCK 5:05 0:27:15 ============================================================ ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT B/1 ************************************************************ GOOFY SOUNDBITE :30 **** INTRO I'M (...........) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE LET'S ENTER THE LOUNGE OF THE COCKATIL ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT B/2 ************************************************************ THE COCKAMAMIE DICK SHAWN TODD'S PRIVATE COLLECTION DAT 3:00/E OPENING MONOLOGUE RUSTY WARREN RUSTY WARREN BOUNCES BACK CD 17/00/ 3:02/E B'SELL RUSTY WARREN B'SELL DICK SHAWN INTRO HERE'S A COUPLE OF CRUCIAL DANCE TUNES FOR YOUR WACKY APRIL FOOL'S PARTY INTRO ADAM ANT ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT B/3 ************************************************************ GOODY TWO SHOES ADAM ANT FRIEND OR FOE /20/3:27/C DANCE THIS MESS AROUND B-52'S THE B-52'S CD3 /13/4:29/E B'SELL THE B-52'S B'SELL ADAM ANT SETUP LOUDON WAINWRIGHT BITE (LOUDON WAINRIGHT III BITE :45) ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT B/4 ************************************************************ I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN LOUDON WAINWRIGHT LIVE FOR THE DIFFERENCE /00/ 4:00/E LOLA THE KINKS CD /28/ 3:20/F (SOUTHERN CULTURE ID) NASHVILLE TOUPEE SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS LIVE FOR THE DIFFERENCE 5:00/E I DIG YOUR WIG BEN VAUGHN MOOD SWINGS CD /26/ 3:00/C B'SELL A HAIRY SET OF TUNES... B'SELL BEN VAUGHAN B'SELL SOUTHERN CULTURE ON THE SKIDS LIVE FOR THE DIFFERENCE TEASE NEXT HOUR...APRIL FOOL'S ZANINESS CONTINUES... I'M (...........) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE ============================================================ SEGMENT B 27:45 0:54:55 SPOT BLOCK 5:05 1:00:00 ============================================================ ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT C/1 ************************************************************ GREEN KEN NORDINE 1:OO/E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . INTRO I'M (...........) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE IT'S PART TWO OF THE APRIL FOOLS' EXTRAVAGANZA, AND ON THE MENU THIS HOUR WE'VE GOT TOSSED PASTA FROM CANADA'S BARENAKED LADIES... (LORNE GREENE BITE) PLUS WE'LL TREK THE ENDLESS PRARIES OF STRANGE MUSIC WITH A BONANZA OF TUNES FROM LORNE GREENE AND LEONARD NIMOY... AND WE'LL PAY HOMAGE TO SOME OF OUR FAVORITE TV STARS... INTRO BONZO DOG BAND ORIGINALLY CALLED THE BONZO DOG DOO-DOO BAND (REALLY!) THE BONZOS INCLUDED VIVIAN STANSHALL AND NEIL INNES WHO WENT ON TO WORK WITH MONTY PYTHON ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT C/2 ************************************************************ THE INTRO AND THE OUTRO BONZO DOG BAND THE HISTORY OF... 1/1/00/3:06/F WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE SPIKE JONES ANTHOLOGY - DISC 2 CD 1/54/3:14/E B'SELL SPIKE JONES B'SELL THE BONZO DOG BAND INTRO TIME TO HEAD NORTH OF THE BORDER FOR SILLINESS FROM CANADA'S MOXY FRUVOUS LIVE FOR THE DIFFERENCE ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT C/3 ************************************************************ MY BABY LOVES A BUNCH OF AUTHORS MOXY FRUVOUS LIVE FOR THE DIFFERENCE 2:29 IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS BARENAKED LADIES LIVE FOR THE DIFFERENCE 4:21/E WHO THREW THE WHISKEY IN THE WELL BUSTER POINDEXTER BUSTER GOES BERSERK CD 6/3:21/E B'SELL HE USED TO BE A NEW YORK DOLL BUT NOW HE'S JUST GOOD OLD BUSTER POINDEXTER B'SELL WHO THEW THE MACARONI AT THE CANADIANS? BARENAKED LADIES LIVE FOR THE DIFFERENCE WITH A SONG THAT GETS THEM PELTED WITH PASTA AT THEIR CONCERTS B'SELL FELLOW CANADIANS MOXY FRUVOUS, ALSO LIVE FOR US... TEASE WILL THIS MUSICAL MADNESS EVER END? YES, IN ABOUT FORTY MINUTES. BUT IN THE MEANTIME, WE'VE GOT MORE APRIL FOOL'S GAGS AND GOLLYWOGS FOR YA WHEN WE RETURN I'M (...........) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE ============================================================ SEGMENT C 19:10 1:19:10 SPOT BLOCK 5:05 1:24:15 ============================================================ ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT D/1 ************************************************************ (GOOFY SOUNDBITE :30) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . INTRO I'M (...........) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE HERE'S OUR APRIL FOOL'S TELEVISION SET - STARTING WITH A BONANZA STAR WHO'S BETTER OFF AT HOME ON RANGE... ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT D/2 ************************************************************ ENDLESS PRAIRIE LORNE GREEN TODD'S PRIVATE COLLECTION DAT/ 2:30 / E WHERE IT'S AT LEONARD NIMOY HIGHLY ILLOGICAL CD13 / 00 / 2:25 / E TELEVISION MAN TALKING HEADS LITTLE CREATURES CD 8 / 16 / 6:06 / B'SELL TALKING HEADS B'SELL A PAIR OF TELEVISION MEN - LEONARD NIMOY AND LORNE GREEN INTRO FRANK ZAPPA HERE'S THE FATHER OF A TELEVISION MAN - F.Z.'S SON DWEEZIL PLAYS AJAX ON "DUCKMAN" - A SHOW THAT KEEPS THIS SHOW'S PRODUCTION STAFF FROM BEING TRULY EFFICIENT... YOU CAN ALSO HEAR SNIPPETS OF ZAPPA'S TUNES ON THE SHOW... ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT D/3 ************************************************************ I'M THE SLIME FRANK ZAPPA APOSTROPHE/OVERNIGHT SENSATION CD 11 /00/ 3:34/E SCOOBY DOOBY DO MATTHEW SWEET SATURDAY MORNING CD 4 /02/ 3:11/E CAPTAIN LOU NRBQ PEEK-A-BOO (DISC 2) CD 5/05/2:30/C B'SELL NRBQ B'SELL ZOINKS! - MATTHEW SWEET B'SELL FRANK ZAPPA WE'VE GOT SOME ROCK AND ROLL REFLECTIONS ON LIFE WHEN WE RETURN I'M (...........) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE ============================================================ SEGMENT D 21:55 1:46:10 SPOT BLOCK 5:05 1:51:15 ============================================================ ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT E/1 ************************************************************ (GOOFY SOUNDBITE :30) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . INTRO I'M (...........) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE HERE'S MONTY PYTHON... ************************************************************ DIFFERENCE #96-13/65 SEGMENT E/2 ************************************************************ "I BET YOU THEY CAN'T PLAY THIS SONG ON THE RADIO" ERIC IDLE MONTY PYTHON'S FINAL RIPOFF 1:00/E BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE BRUCE COCKBURN COCKBURN LIVE /24/2:42/A WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE? THE TUBES THE TUBES CD 6/13/4:01/C B'SELL THE TUBES B'SELL BRUCE COCKBURN B'SELL MONTY PYTHON TEASE THAT'S IT FOR THIS YEAR'S APRIL FOOL'S EDITION OF THE DIFFERENCE... NEXT TIME - FORMER WATERBOY MIKE SCOTT JOINS US IN THE STUDIO SINGER-SONGWRITER BILLY MANN SERENADES US WITH A TUNE FROM HIS DEBUT ALBUM AND TORI AMOS TALKS WITH US ABOUT BOYS FOR PELE I'M (...........) - THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE ============================================================ SEGMENT E 9:15 2:00:30 ============================================================ PROMO FOR EPISODE 65 (APRIL FOOLS DAY) THIS WEEK ON THE DIFFERENCE, WE'LL REUNITE THE ORIGINAL LINEUP OF PINK FLOYD LIVE IN THE STUDIO, PLUS WE'LL TALK VIA SATELLITE WITH ELVIS PRESLEY ABOUT WHY HE'S COMING OUT OF HIDING AFTER ALL THESE YEARS... I'M YOUR HOST, TODD RUNDGREN, AND JOIN ME FOR AN UNFORGETTABLE EPISODE OF THE DIFFERENCE!... ...OH, DID I MENTION IT'S OUR APRIL FOOLS DAY SPECIAL? NO? OH, NEVER MIND THEN...